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Spring Break Girls Gone Wild With Sex, Mexico, Jamaica, Las Vegas & Alcohol

Hot Girls in Bikinis Summer is Coming! Hot Girls in Bikinis Summer is Coming!

Spring is in the air and college students and voyeurs are looking for those sweet spring break girls gone wild sex and alcohol moments, although Mexico isn’t such a popular destination these days because of ongoing violence that’s affecting Mexicans and visitors. Las Vegas, Hawaii, and Jamaica are officially in. Acapulco is out.

You can bet that planeloads of high school and college students are flocking to spring break locations, such as Lost Wages, oooops, I mean Las Vegas.

If your idea of spring break fun includes gambling, hit Bellagio, New York New York, Wynn, Caesars or Mandalay Bay. Good luck winning, because the casinos have systems to ensure that about 90% of all gamblers will lose at least 60% of the time!

Still, if you’re feeling lucky and into sports betting, the Mandalay Bay, MGM Grand and Caesars are favorite destinations.

But let’s face it, a lot of spring breakers are very interested in biology, specifically reproductive biology in the form of girls gone wild sex. They try and try, often using alcohol and other blunt seductions as  tools to ensure memories of girls gone wild sex.

In Las Vegas, check out pick-up clubs such as Mix, Tryst, Carnival Court, and Rumjungle (more than 100 different kinds of rum!!).

Most of the hydroponics growers I know are short on time and worried that their hydroponics systems might fail while they’re away on spring break, so many of them just cut to the chase, asking themselves why waste time in clubs and bars when you can meet topless or nude girls in public at Las Vegas’ many “European-style” resorts.

Try Moorea (Mandalay Bay Hotel), Tao Beach (Venetian Hotel), Venus (Caesars Palace), Beach Club 25 (Stratosphere Hotel) and Bare (Mirage Hotel), when you want to see eye candy and meet people who are already undressed and are likely to have liberal ideas about sex.
 
Of course, if that’s still too much work for you, just head on out of Las Vegas to the famous Chicken Ranch Brothel (http://www.chickenranchbrothel.com/). They even provide free transportation.

At the Ranch, there are no games, no having to use alcohol as a tool…just a wide selection of girls gone wild who get paid for being laid, as Elton John sang in his lovely song Sweet Painted Lady.

If you go to the Ranch, don’t get stuck in the bar. It’s not about alcohol, it’s about sex. Just walk yourself in, tell the manager you want to see the hottest girls on duty, negotiate a price for services, and enjoy your reproductive biology sex lesson.

If Las Vegas is just too Vegas for you, consider Hawaii. Most spring breakers head for Oahu, where Waikiki Beach and Diamond Head host hordes of girls gone wild and other insanity.

It might help you to learn Japanese and Chinese if your Hawaii lodgings are on Waikiki Beach- it’s packed with Asian tourists who say Hello Kitty and other kitty-related girls gone wild things in sweet accents. If you speak Mandarin, Cantonese, or Japanese, you have a leg up.

If you’re serious about surfing, you have to search for the biggest waves a little harder during spring break than during winter, when the waves are truly frightening.

Still, at any time of year the waves off Oahu and other Hawaiian islands are almost certain to be bigger than any waves you’ve ever tried to ride.

Insider surfers familiar with Hawaii say to check out Oahu’s North Shore, but only surf the infamous Pipeline if you purchased life insurance ahead of time.

The Big Island of Hawaii (fly in to Hilo) has volcanoes, orchid farms, coral reefs, whale watching, lava flows, and lots of unspoiled and beautiful territory. This is definitely NOT Las Vegas. This is hiking, car touring, snorkeling, lava hopping, enjoying island flowers.

But a word of caution: a somewhat less-intense version of Mexico violence is found on the Big Island and other places in Hawaii. Problem is, Native Hawaiians don’t like haoles (white people).

Yes this is a generalization, the same way it’s a generalization to say that lots of drug-related murders are happening in Mexico.

Surrounded by girls in bikinis? You are in Las Vegas!Surrounded by girls in bikinis? You are in Las Vegas!If you’re blonde-haired and blue-eyed, you might ought to stay near well-established tourist beaches and resorts in Hawaii. Too many palefaces have had their asses beat by Native Hawaiians, and the Big Island is known for high unemployment and meth labs. It’s not all paradise in Hawaii.

It’s history. Why is their interracial tension in Hawaii? In part because the Hawaiian Islands were stolen from Native Hawaiians by the US government and its Marines in the late 1800’s. The US occupation of Hawaii continued in some form or another until Hawaii was made an American state, and many Native Hawaiians consider Hawaii to be occupied territory!

A lot of haoles now living in Hawaii  don’t care much about how Hawaii was stolen from its native peoples, or they don’t believe it ever happened.

However, in 1993, the US Congress admitted in a joint resolution (Public Law 103-150) that “acknowledges the 100th anniversary of the January 17, 1893 overthrow of the Kingdom of Hawaii, and to offer an apology to Native Hawaiians on behalf of the United States for the overthrow of the Kingdom of Hawaii.”

Another popular spring break destination is Jamaica, the land of Bob Marley. This perennial girls gone wild spring break favorite is a popular destination for the spring break crowd, and there are wild spring break activities almost guaranteed if you go to all-inclusive resorts like Couples Negril, Grand Lido and Hedonism.

You can also book tours to Bob Marley’s Nine Mile birthplace, or visit Kingston to see the Marley studios and other Marley sites.

As with all spring break locations, be it Las Vegas, Mexico, Hawaii, Jamaica or the Arctic Circle, you do well to follow the following spring break safety rules:

  • Beware of spiked alcohol and mystery drugs
  • Beware of pimps, hos, scammers, people who want to “help” you for a big fee
  • Don’t flash your bling
  • Always have 100% total recall of where your passport, plane tickets, cell phone and other valuable paperwork is, and NEVER lose any of it
  • Purchase life insurance and travel insurance
  • Trust taxi drivers only as far as you can throw them
  • Don’t take pictures of people unless they’re ok with it
  • DO NOT go out alone
  • Decrease your recklessness and remember that dying young isn’t spring break fun
  • Beware of reproductive success: don’t make spring break babies
  • Obey the law of the land & be extremely careful when dealing with police
  • Research local culture (including bribes, dangers and fun opportunities) BEFORE you get there
  • Remember that there will be other spring breaks and you want to be around to enjoy them
  • What happens in Las Vegas doesn’t always stay in Vegas

So there you have it, my spring break friends…whether you choose Hawaii, Las Vegas, Jamaica, Mexico or some other spring break destination, Rosebud has just helped ensure you a girls gone wild experience, with or without alcohol. Party well, but be safe. Your plants need you! For more Sexy Spring Break ideas, click here.

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