Hungry for the taste of a woman, hungry for a taste of “the cat,” the special cat that each woman has…the “between the legs cat.” Why am I using the word “cat?” The editor of this magazine doesn’t allow me to use the actual, most-popular sexual “cat word” when I…

I’m riding in a tiny two-seat Military-grade airplane over a barren desert valley outside of Las Vegas when I hear the most terrifying four words I can imagine: “You’ve got the stick.” I’ve never had any training as a pilot. The closest I’ve ever come to a cockpit is sitting…

The media is abuzz about the health benefits of probiotics. The truth is that humans have been taking advantage of healthy microscopic fungi and bacteria since the beginning of time.

It makes no sense not brushing our teeth each day or taking a shower each morning. These things are considered norms by civilized human beings, and so should fitness. We have to put the same emphasis on our health and physical appearance to be fully-actualized and self-aware as people.

TASTY TABLET While Apple didn’t invent the tablet, the company certainly made a splash with the iPad. But if the price still seems too high for you, consider Coby’s new Ice Cream Sandwich line of tablets ($179; cobyusa.com).

Prostitutes are in the news! Like the Secret Service scandal in which President Obama’s sworn protectors got themselves fired for hangin’ with hookers in Colombia. Or the Ontario, Canada court decision that appears to legalize brothels. People have been paying for sex for as long as there’s been something to…

Porn is one of the biggest, craziest industries in the world. And yet you hear some women claiming porn is bad. They think it portrays girls only as sexual beings, shows violence against women, makes all women look like “sluts.” Well yeah, big news there, some porn sucks. A lot…

Kombucha is a symbiotic culture of bacteria and yeast. The fermented tea contains enzymes, organic acids, amino acids, minerals, vitamin C and B vitamins. According to traditional Chinese medicine, kombucha tea was referred to as the tea of immortality and the elixir of life. Although its origins have been lost…

The smartphone era has spawned a wide variety of apps that focus on sparking romance among iPhone and Android users. These are some of the best on the market today. Sorry Blackberry users, you’re probably not getting any.

Guys ask me why I use sex toys. I half-joke that sex toys don’t snore, flip out, or cheat on me. They’re the ever-ready sex buddy you can always count on, unless the Eveready batteries give out. But that was before I discovered the poisoned sex toy conspiracy. It started…