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Weirdest, kinkiest, sickest things you’ve ever been asked to do sexually.

  • Written by  Gabriella Ferrari
Kinky sex is nasty…could be fun too. Kinky sex is nasty…could be fun too.

Hey Gabriella:
What are some of the weirdest, kinkiest, sickest things you’ve ever been asked to do or have had done to you sexually, did you like them, and why?

--Jenna, from Manhattan, New York

Hey Jenna: You trying to get me in trouble, girl? I’m going be as bold as possible without running into the censors here at Rosebud.

So one of the first kinky sexual things that was done to me and that I have done was with a female partner…in polite terms, it’s called “analingus.”

Gabriella tells you the absolutely craziest sex stuff she’s ever seen!

I’m talking about putting your tongue on the anus of another human being, or having someone do that to you.

Funny thing is, girls can have orgasms just from anal stimulation, and the crazy intimacy of the act is a big turn-on in itself.

Cunnilingus is obviously a wonderful orgasm tool, but you don’t need the kitty involved if you have a skilled analinguist. 

Just ask Eddie Murphy…

The obvious question most of us would have is what about poop. Thank god the few times I’ve done this on another person (all of them were women), I haven’t smelled it, tasted it or seen it.

Kind of don’t know how that works, but was glad it did. Could be cuz my girls were lesbians and vegetarians.

No doubt, analingus is an acquired taste, but because there are less parts to lick than if you’re doing cunnilingus, it’s easier to do.

Another wild thing is the “golden shower.” I’ve had men say to they want to drink my juices and suddenly realized they wanted me to pee onto them and into their mouth.

Go figure that the gods put the urinary outlet right there with the vagina, so when a man goes down on a girl, he’s going to be getting a little golden shower material regardless.

But the act of squatting over a man and deliberately peeing on him takes some getting used to, and some logistical arrangements. Best to do this outdoors on the grass, or in a bathtub.

Did it turn me on? Not as much as it turned the man on, and I have no idea why the guys liked it so much. 

Nor do I kiss the golden shower boys afterwards, even though urine drinking is said to be a medicinal hobby.

No urine martini for me, boys.

I’ll stick with lemonade, made from lemons, not the bladder.

Woof, woof…one of my former female friends engages in beastiality. She trained her German Shepherd to lick her clit, labia and inside her vagina, and even to mount her.

She went on and on about how the dog does it better than any guy ever could!!

You know me—I’m about as open-minded as they come—but this human-dog sex thing really troubles me for a number of reasons.

For one thing, I believe it’s illegal in most states. After all, an animal can’t truly consent to having sex with a human woman, right?

And hey, animal lovers, you know where dogs tongues have been. In their butts. I don’t even like it when a dog licks my face. Gross!

I can’t figure out if it’s really safe and hygienic for a woman to let a dog lick her vagina.

My friend offered me the services of her dog. But only if she could watch. I had no trouble turning down that generous offer. And I recalled that her dog vigorously stuck his nose in my crotch every time I visited her home.

I don’t hang out with her anymore. I hope I don’t hear from our mutual friends that she’s had a litter of puppies, but it won’t surprise me if I do.

One of my male lovers is a pastry chef. He makes delicious desserts that are almost like edible dildos, although their shape is merely dildo-like by coincidence.

He sure knew how to use those pastries. He’d stick ‘em up there, leave them for a few minutes and then take them out and eat them with great gusto. 

Chocolates too. Nice bon bons that kind of melted a little inside me and formed a gooey mess that he licked out. A couple of times they got too far up and I had chocolate oozing out of  me until the next day. Bon appétit?

I’ve  had a couple of guys invite me to participate in S & M, dominance and submission, and restraint “games.”

They showed me a couple of porn films with women and men wearing leather and latex, holding whips, putting clips on each other’s genitals and nipples, binding each other with silk or even chains.

These folks all seemed to be having a jolly good time, but it made me wince. It was supposed to be all about “trust” and “submission.” Allegedly you have bigger orgasms when you’re blindfolded, and totally at someone else’s mercy.

When the porn movie got to the part about enacting “rape fantasies,” I’d had enough.

And I cut those guys out of my life. They creeped me out. Let them go tie up and whip some other woman. Not me.

Girl, whatever sex thing turns you on, whatever gets you through the night, it’s allright, unless the SPCA finds out, or you get tied up and the dominator bondage boys never let you go, right?

Be safe no matter what wild sex things you do, Jenna. It's all about pleasure and safety, not experimenting with people or activities that harm you.
Peace,
Gabriella

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