Hungry for the taste of a woman, hungry for a taste of “the cat,” the special cat that each woman has…the “between the legs cat.”

Why am I using the word “cat?” The editor of this magazine doesn’t allow me to use the actual, most-popular sexual “cat word” when I write about the vagina in my articles, but at least they let me use the word vagina!

Guys, I have important insider news about our most precious possessions: our genitals. Here we go…women’s genitals are infinitely more complex and pleasure-loaded than your penis. I mean let’s face it, the vagina (not my preferred word for it, but just think of a kittycat every time I use the word vagina), has its clit, two sets of lips, the G-Spot, and other pleasure centers loaded in. Your penis just doesn’t have that much pleasure potential for you. Sorry, dudes. But the good news is that when you learn to kiss her lower lips and otherwise work her vagina (meow meow), you will earn love, affection and incredibly hot sex. You’ll also drink a nice dose of protein and female hormones. So here’s how to do it…

We ladies have had it hammered into our heads what a ‘nice girl’ is, and it makes us self conscious about asking for things we really want. Plus, we fear that if we do ask, you’ll somehow think less of us… so just read our minds, OK?

If you like trippy, entertaining indie movies (independent films), you’re probably familiar with Ryan Gosling. Along with Jake Gyllenhaal, Matt Damon, and a few other “young” actors, Gosling is one of a handful of movie guys who brings talent and courage to his roles. After all, in Lars and the Real Girl, Gosling played a slacker recluse who fell in love with an inflatable sex doll that he named “Bianca.”